So as it stands now, I am completely undecided on who to vote for this coming April and November.
Since the Media will not ask questions that I care about, I thought I would come up with some of my own. These might not seem to you to be appropriate questions but in my opinion it’s a way to find out who someone really is.
Like all good moderators I have some rules.
- Don’t Bullshit me! Answer the question otherwise I will keep asking it until you answer it.
- If it’s an either or—pick one! All the above or none of the above are not choices. Decide on something for once!
- Keep your answers brief: these aren’t hard questions.
- When in doubt refer to rule 1.
So here we go! Secretary Clinton, Senator Sanders, Senator Cruz, Governor Kasich and Mr. Trump, please answer the following:
1.) Have you ever, or do you want to inhale marijuana? ( I really don’t care if they do or don’t I just want to see if they lie)
2.) What’s your opinion on commercial UASs: do you agree with the FAA’s handling of Drones?
3.) Boeing or Airbus?
4.) Do you believe we should still be flying the A-10 Warthog until the 2070s?
5.) Can you for the record state the following:
a. Israel is or is not our Ally in the Middle East?
b. ISIS should be called ISIS and not ISIL and are clearly not a “JV Squad”
c. China doesn’t own the SOUTH CHINA SEA, in spite of the name?
d. Russia is a threat to the Middle East and Europe, and should not be trusted
6.) Coke or Pepsi?
7.) Do you believe in free speech or just free speech you like?
8.) Whose side are you on Law Enforcement or (Insert Group Name Here)?
9.) Do you believe that the United States of America is special (Note I didn’t say superior I said special)
10.) Since we as taxpayers have to account for every last dime, why the hell don’t you all? (This answer cannot cite WALL STREET; I’m looking at you Senator from Vermont.)
11.) Do you still believe in NATO?
12.) Is chewing gum at any function as President acceptable?
13.) What do you do when the NATIONAL ANTHEM is played?
14.) If you come to Philadelphia, how do you like your Cheesesteak?
15.) Does the saying “IN GOD WE TRUST” still belong on our currency?
16.) MAC or PC?
17.) Thanksgiving Table, Pumpkin or Apple Pie?
18.) Do you understand that we have a system of checks and balances? That all three branches of Government are equal? (It’s a Yes or No question.)
19.) What’s your all-time favorite television show?
20.) Beer or Wine?
21.) It’s Fourth of July, you’re at a Barbeque. Hamburger or Hot Dog?
22.) If there is a national crisis, the President should be in the White House, or return to the White House ASAP?
23.) Follow on … After 12 Years at my job I get 4 Weeks’ Vacation, after being in my Job 4 years I only had two. Would you pledge that if elected President of the United States you would agree to TWO weeks vacation a year while you’re in office?
24.) Next Question is Really Hard! Who do you think could do a better job as President than yourself?
25.) Last question: would you be willing to give your life for this country? I ask since you will have the authority to order others to give up theirs. Do you understand what that means?
Lastly Extra Credit . . . If elected President of the United States will you provide me and my fellow Airplane Geeks Podcast co-hosts a flight on a VC-25. Also I would prefer the call sign for that flight not be Air Force One if you know what that means?